God, the original motherf*cker


Don’t get pissy with me over the title of this post. I didn’t write the story, I’m just reporting it the way it has been explained to me.

Let’s go through it from the beginning:

  1. God and Jesus and the holy spirit (whatever that is) are all the same being.
  2. God impregnated Mary
  3. Jesus (who is really god) is Mary’s son, but refer to #1.
  4. Thus, Jesus impregnated Mary.

Leviticus 18: 6-7

“No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD. Do not dishonor your father by having sexual relations with your mother. She is your mother; do not have relations with her.”

I don’t want to rain on the parade here, but doesn’t that make god, or Jesus or the holy spirit a sinner?

Incest: FAIL

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2 Responses to God, the original motherf*cker

  1. Pingback: Gandalf Christ: Creator of the universe | God Fail Blog

  2. Brown says:

    Tru- dat. The bible according to logic. There’s a book in this somewhere you know.

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