Gandalf Christ: Creator of the universe


Some things that Christians know:

  1. You should always kill a person that commits incest. (Leviticus 20: 11) Well, at least God was consistent with this one and killed himself after he impregnated his own mother. See previous post called God, the original motherf*cker.
  2. You should always kill homosexual people. (Leviticus 20: 13)
  3. Also, you should never kill anyone. “Thou shalt not kill”. (Exodus: 20: 13)

If you are confused, then I am afraid that Christianity is probably not for you. If all of this makes perfect sense, then I guess you meet the intellectual requirements to believe that Gandalf Christ is your supreme leader.

Logic: FAIL

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One Response to Gandalf Christ: Creator of the universe

  1. Emma says:

    This person will soon suffer, not dead but suffer

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