Some things that Christians know:
- You should always kill a person that commits incest. (Leviticus 20: 11) Well, at least God was consistent with this one and killed himself after he impregnated his own mother. See previous post called God, the original motherf*cker.
- You should always kill homosexual people. (Leviticus 20: 13)
- Also, you should never kill anyone. “Thou shalt not kill”. (Exodus: 20: 13)
If you are confused, then I am afraid that Christianity is probably not for you. If all of this makes perfect sense, then I guess you meet the intellectual requirements to believe that Gandalf Christ is your supreme leader.