Tag Archives: Biblical

Theists and Their Moral Abyss


Have you ever heard theists say something like “without religion you cannot be moral”? I guess they would know what is right and wrong with god on their side, wouldn’t they? Luckily theists even have a moral guide book, the … Continue reading

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Slavery: God says it’s alright


“…the 1863 photograph of a slave who had been savagely beaten by his overseer. The gracefulness of man’s pose contrasts sharply with the stunning gruesomeness of his wounds, capturing the horror of slavery.” Source: The National Archives Now I know … Continue reading

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Gandalf Christ: Creator of the universe


Some things that Christians know: You should always kill a person that commits incest. (Leviticus 20: 11) Well, at least God was consistent with this one and killed himself after he impregnated his own mother. See previous post called God, … Continue reading

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The Holy Bible: Parental Advisory Explicit Content


Considering the content (human sacrifice, rape, murder, and slavery for example) of the Bible, perhaps we should launch a campaign to include parental warnings for the “good book”. If we need to attach warnings to music, movies and video games … Continue reading

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God, the original motherf*cker


Don’t get pissy with me over the title of this post. I didn’t write the story, I’m just reporting it the way it has been explained to me. Let’s go through it from the beginning: God and Jesus and the … Continue reading

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The Holy Bible: Slave operators handbook (wrong on so many levels)


We are doubling up on this God fail. Not only does the bible sanction slavery (obvious equality issues), but it also tells you how severely you are allowed to beat them (obvious compassion issues). Honestly, how can anyone who has … Continue reading

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Noah’s Ark Revised


If you believe that the story of Noah’s Ark makes sense, you should have no problem wrapping your head around this either. Common Sense: FAIL

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