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The Catholic Church oral sex logo of 1974


Below is the 1974 logo for the Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth Commission. The logo was designed by Gerry Kano. I am not quite sure why, but apparently this logo won an award. Perhaps it was the “Truth in Advertising Award”. … Continue reading

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Alien Versus Predator. Sure they’re both monsters, but one says he has god on his side.


Catholic Morality: FAIL

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My quest to get excommunicated.


Apparently the Catholic Church doesn’t like to give up its members very easily. A friend of mine and I tried to get ourselves excommunicated about 12 or 13 years ago by sending a letter to the Vatican declaring our dislike … Continue reading

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Jesus appears in the asshole of a dog. Possibly an apology for being an asshole.


Prominent theologians believe that this sighting of the lord on the rear end of a dog is quite significant, noting that when you spell “dog” backwards, you get “god”. A church official, who requested to remain anonymous, was quoted as … Continue reading

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Gandalf Christ: Creator of the universe


Some things that Christians know: You should always kill a person that commits incest. (Leviticus 20: 11) Well, at least God was consistent with this one and killed himself after he impregnated his own mother. See previous post called God, … Continue reading

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The Holy Bible: Parental Advisory Explicit Content


Considering the content (human sacrifice, rape, murder, and slavery for example) of the Bible, perhaps we should launch a campaign to include parental warnings for the “good book”. If we need to attach warnings to music, movies and video games … Continue reading

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Mormons: The second “m” is silent


Mormon (Pronunciation) As evidenced by the wearing of the ritualistic garments below, the etymology of the word “Mormon” was obviously derived from the word “moron”, which came from the Greek moros, and means “foolish or dull”. Although an unusual move, … Continue reading

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