Tag Archives: Funny

God Made Me Do It!


Awesome, a world view that absolves me of my responsibilities toward my fellow humans. Responsibility: FAIL

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Theists: On dinosaurs


I don’t like calling people stupid. Luckily theists tend to save me the trouble. Logic: FAIL

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God suffers from bipolar disorder


After an exhaustive 30 second internet search, I have been able to find evidence that god suffers from bipolar disorder. Consistency: FAIL

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The Catholic Church oral sex logo of 1974


Below is the 1974 logo for the Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth Commission. The logo was designed by Gerry Kano. I am not quite sure why, but apparently this logo won an award. Perhaps it was the “Truth in Advertising Award”. … Continue reading

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My quest to get excommunicated.


Apparently the Catholic Church doesn’t like to give up its members very easily. A friend of mine and I tried to get ourselves excommunicated about 12 or 13 years ago by sending a letter to the Vatican declaring our dislike … Continue reading

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Jesus appears in the asshole of a dog. Possibly an apology for being an asshole.


Prominent theologians believe that this sighting of the lord on the rear end of a dog is quite significant, noting that when you spell “dog” backwards, you get “god”. A church official, who requested to remain anonymous, was quoted as … Continue reading

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Gandalf Christ: Creator of the universe


Some things that Christians know: You should always kill a person that commits incest. (Leviticus 20: 11) Well, at least God was consistent with this one and killed himself after he impregnated his own mother. See previous post called God, … Continue reading

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