Tag Archives: God

God Made Me Do It!


Awesome, a world view that absolves me of my responsibilities toward my fellow humans. Responsibility: FAIL Advertisements

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Theists and Their Moral Abyss


Have you ever heard theists say something like “without religion you cannot be moral”? I guess they would know what is right and wrong with god on their side, wouldn’t they? Luckily theists even have a moral guide book, the … Continue reading

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God suffers from bipolar disorder


After an exhaustive 30 second internet search, I have been able to find evidence that god suffers from bipolar disorder. Consistency: FAIL

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Slavery: God says it’s alright


“…the 1863 photograph of a slave who had been savagely beaten by his overseer. The gracefulness of man’s pose contrasts sharply with the stunning gruesomeness of his wounds, capturing the horror of slavery.” Source: The National Archives Now I know … Continue reading

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My quest to get excommunicated.


Apparently the Catholic Church doesn’t like to give up its members very easily. A friend of mine and I tried to get ourselves excommunicated about 12 or 13 years ago by sending a letter to the Vatican declaring our dislike … Continue reading

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Jesus appears in the asshole of a dog. Possibly an apology for being an asshole.


Prominent theologians believe that this sighting of the lord on the rear end of a dog is quite significant, noting that when you spell “dog” backwards, you get “god”. A church official, who requested to remain anonymous, was quoted as … Continue reading

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The Holy Bible: Parental Advisory Explicit Content


Considering the content (human sacrifice, rape, murder, and slavery for example) of the Bible, perhaps we should launch a campaign to include parental warnings for the “good book”. If we need to attach warnings to music, movies and video games … Continue reading

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